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I just entered 2011.
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Today, your office hesher is learning how to use the mesh tool in Illustrator so she can make vector illustrations of donuts. For work.
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- C: I feel like my entire life should be written in caps.
- C: Like, if I have a memoir or something, it will be published in all caps.
- C: CAPS: THE [redacted] STORY
- Me: It would require very short sentences or it could get really hard to read.
- C: WITH READABILITY CONSULTING BY DEVON PERSING
- C: BROUGHT TO YOU BY MENNEN
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Today the role of me will be played by a hungover owl.
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I'm really great at dating advice when the question is really just a logic problem.
- C: I gave them both my number without having their numbers.
- C: And this guy texts me and is all, "I'm kyle btw."
- Me: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS.
- C: YEAH!
- C: I have no idea what to do.
- Me: Well, did you like them both about equally?
- Me: Here is the more important question: do you remember what each of them look like?
- C: Yes, I do.
- Me: Because if so, it really doesn't matter.
- Me: You'll see which one he is when you meet him.
- C: I'm laughing so hard right now.
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