February 2012
8 posts
5 tags
Pine-terest
C: I'm officially an old biddie. I'm using Pinterest to track inspiration ideas for a thing.
C: "Bitches love Pinterest."
C: OH. The office ladies, they kept calling it PINE-TRIST the other day.
C: I just about died.
Me: PINE TRYST
Me: Casual dating for trees.
January 2012
8 posts
When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of...
– Sergio Leone (via nevver)
December 2011
8 posts
The Pacific Northwest freelancer’s home office of the present, or 21 seconds you will never get back.
Included are:
classy (non-dorm-standard) holiday lights
exercise ball as chair
Anchor Porter (donated)
Minutemen
a screenful of arguments for registering custom post types in WordPress
complete exterior darkness
November 2011
12 posts
BA, Creative Writing
Me: hos before poetry.
Me: or something.
K: hos before prose.
Me: YES.
Me: god, I should give my degree back.
Burger and Waitress →
Do you like drawings? Do you like burgers? Do you like waitresses? Perhaps you will enjoy my new collaboration depicting slightly fictionalized events.
Photoshoot ideas
C: OR WE COULD FILL THE TUB WITH POPCORN
C: I HAVE AN AIRPOPPER
Me: YES PLEASE
C: OH MY GOD
C: IT'D BE LIKE THOSE BALL PITS WHEN WE WERE KIDS, EXCEPT 1) POPCORN AND 2) FAR MORE HYGENIC
Me: god, those things are filthy.
Me: you have no idea how filthy.
Me: there are two at the family park.
C: yeah ew. i feel like i should shower now, just discussing it
Me: one doesn't have a roof.
Me: we'd have to fish out small animals that had fallen in.
C: ...
Me: we're talking diapers and SQUIRRELS
C: .....................
October 2011
4 posts
Halloween
Me: My only concern: Will we be chastised for not having animal costumes?
K: YOU DON’T HAVE AN ANIMAL COSTUME? And you call yourself a Mario Bro.
Me: AND A HAMBURGER
K: That’s a processed animal costume.
This evening.
It has been A Week. I was sick, did some other stuff, and this evening is:
A hot toddy
A whiskey sour
A Bobby Burns
Black Sabbath on the bar stereo
Leftover pho
Picnic at Hanging Rock
I am almost out of breath with anticipation at that last.
September 2011
7 posts
Google+ →
I’ve been writing and posting more stuff at Google+. Tumblr has become a place for me to follow and look at things and leave incidentals; Google+ is where I’m writing more about what’s up, web and UX stuff, and posting pictures of some things I’ve been making.
Meetups
Me: Met a shit ton of UW students, at least one of whom is "starting a business in 6-9 months."
K: That's a baby! He's having a baby! Does he know he's actually having a baby?
Me: HA
K: THAT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER IT IS A BABY
Biscuits
Me: I want another biscuit, but I don't need another biscuit.
L: What's stopping you?
Me: All the other biscuits I had.
L: I think biscuits are made to be eaten.
Me: But they're not necessarily made to be eaten by ME.
...
Me: I had another biscuit.
L: GOOD FOR YOU.
Me: there is a terrible scene, oh god.
Me: it is like the first three minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkTi4Sotunw
Me: obviously they only needed like 30 seconds to set up the plot, so they thought they'd have a terrible scene where Riker cooks some eggs.
B: space kitchen
B: space griddle
Me: the bit with everyone coming through the "automatic" doors is mortifying.
B: this is awful television.
1 tag
August 2011
6 posts
“Maybe that should be my new pickup line. ‘You can touch my beard!’”
“No. I don’t want you to die alone.”
Music for Summer
I’m not usually one to publish playlists, because I think it’s kind of hokey, but this is a seriously good one that Genius made me:
“New Year” / Last Splash / The Breeders
“Cecilia Ann” / Death to the Pixies / Pixies
“Rid of Me” / 4-Track Demos / PJ Harvey
“Candle” / Daydream Nation / Sonic Youth
“Starlings in the...